mellonair site update Back up & running

[Noah]

You mean updates on my front page that say "orders take 7-10 days" Updates like that. Then people email two days after they order "has it shipped yet?" I say "no 7-10 days". Couple days later.... Yep you guessed it "has it shipped yet"
Doesn't matter what I write most don't read it anyway. First word on the piston & valve page "AJUSTABLE" piston. All the time I get "are your pistons adjustable?' it doesn't say on your site.  The only ones that see it are the ones that tell me it's mispelled, misspelled?... Not spelled right. & those guys don't even buy one.
One more note. Most of you have caught on to sense of humor. For the record if you think I'm being pissy it's just me screwing with you. Charlie

Charlie is cool 

I have been waiting to order some of his masterpieces soon 

[C Mellon]

Don't get the wrong idea about the emails. I'm not complaining. I think they're funny. I'm just sharing. "Charlie the barrel you sent me has some twisted lines in the bore" (true email). I told him it makes the pellet come out faster, & the spin the other way down under.
"I took the cap off the end of my tube, & a spring feel out. What does it do? Do I need it?"
"I would like to buy one of your ported pistons"
"Has my order shipped yet?" No Name "I need your name" I get full list of all the parts, prices, total, but no name.
I got a twenty dollar bill in the mail. Note said" Can't wait to try it, Thanks"  No name no return address.
This is not to hurt anyones feelings. It's just think it's funny, & I do the same dumb things. Nice to think we haven't grown up, & can still get excited over our toys. You know like "now when we get to the gun show, behave, & no running"  Yea right.     

[cpu77]

Yeah Charlie should have a show:)   Funny guy with his own brand of humor!  Aka the Part Nazi!

[AZAG]

I would like to try a ported piston.

[John 22xx UK]

I'm the guy who sent the $20 bill,still waiting to try it,Thanks



I could not stop laughing reading through those emails 

[0351_Vet]

Sent to you this morning.       

Charles,

I was wondering if this has shipped. I responded to you back on Feb 9th.
Thanks for the update.

Walt    0351_Vet


Crosman 22XX 13XX $5 (1/2" O.D. knob max.) (1) - #6 SS Crosman 13XX 22XX
1/2" or 3/4" knob $5 (1) - 3/4" SS Shaft, Black Knob Shipping $2.00

From: charles mellon
Sent: Thursday, February 09, 2012 1:33 PM
To: @gmail.com
Subject: Address



I need your address. Charlie        (I'm Guilty too)

[John 22xx UK]

My pressure tube arrived today faster than expected, thank you sir