Cartman Update: Alive and Well

[Davio]

Cartman has been rubbing elbows with the big boys since childhood.  But now that he's a young man his style is evident.  He won't cut his hair. He wears a silly hat everywhere he goes now. He also has discovered drink and smoke, and he is drawn to the lighted stage and his stand-up bass.  But all in all he's a fine young man and he's really not much trouble at all.

Just thought you'd like to know how he's getting on.  Pray that he continues to avoid the tattoo and piercings parlors.   

[Tater]

It won't be long now until your bailing him out of jail. Start saving.   

[1377x]

it wont be long when he finds love
keep him away from those 8gram cartwomen they are trouble
he might like them big boned and bring home a 88gram cartwoman
judging by hair style the later seems about right

[Davio]

BTW his stage name is Vanilla Cart.  Sheesh! These young'uns! 

[KevinP]

  Long live Cartman !!!!

[chongman]

BTW his stage name is Vanilla Cart.  Sheesh! These young'uns! 

[RC1947]

I thought, being a member of this forum and all, his name would be Shopping Cart. RC